My friend the Colonel sent this in reply to a silly psoting on myspace. Good times, good times:
"I met Ann one night while jogging on the NLU campus around midnight, I spotted a couple of shadows near the adminstration building. I threw a big rock into the bushes and out came two people, a man and a woman, holding radios and fruit jars with clear liquid in them. I didn't bother asking what they were doing but later I met Ann in the light of day and realized it was her, I now know from the news that the male was Hugo Chavez."